Clothes ironed? Check.
Lunch made? Check.
New shoes polished? Check.
Glass of wine for my nerves? Double check!
I started my new job this week, and sitting there, going
through my pre-work checks made me feel like it was the first day of school. Minus the wine of course. I didn’t drink wine before my first day at
school...vodka was my weapon of choice in those days (sighs wistfully).
Waking up on the morning of my first day was
exciting. I have never been this
organised. At Bra Towers I would just
throw on a leggings and top combo, or my jeans and Ugg boots, jump in the car
bleary eyed, and make the long slow journey to work. An hour’s commute was the norm, and so I’d
leave it until the very last moment to get up, ensuring that I stopped off at
Nero’s for a caffeine hit on the way. At
my new job, I only have a ten minute commute, meaning I have time to watch a
bit of Daybreak, have a cup of tea
and wake up gently. It’s a novel concept
for me! I was also kind of excited about
the more business-like dress code at my new job. Being in front of customers all day means I
have to at least try and look
professional, whereas with next to no contact with customers in my previous
job, it was über casual. It’s been so long since I’ve had to look
smart, most of my work trousers are the ones I had from when I was three stone
heavier, so I have invested in some nice work clothes. I also fell in love with some black patent
court shoes from Next which were a
steal at £28.00.
I put a lot of thought into the heel height. This is an important issue for me. I’m a walking (or falling) disaster on heels,
particularly if they’re stilettos. It must
be something about the way I clomp about in shoes, but I cannot seem to stay
steady on them. I’m nervous in heels,
and in fact the only time I’m able to master them is after a bottle of White
Zinfandel, a few Malibu and Diet Cokes and at least one Jaegerbomb, which
results in me throwing caution to the wind!
Sober and I’m a liability. I was
therefore delighted to find shoes with a small two and a half inch pyramid
heel, (much better for stability) and at a price that I thought was more than
reasonable....I was not however quite so delighted after around three hours
wear, when the blister’s that had formed on my little toes had grown so large,
they’d actually developed their own personalities. What made it worse is that these blisters
hadn’t turned into nice skin welts. They
were pious little nagging bastards, who wanted to make me hobble around for the
rest of the day. I have learned my
lesson though...no matter how un-sexy they are, or how much it offends me that
you generally only see them on women over the age of fifty – pop socks are a
must if I want to continue wearing these shoes!
I opted for flats today (my second day) to give my poor
tootsies chance to recover. I can’t help
but feel this was a wise move, because the last thing my colleagues want to
hear is me whinging about my sore feet, and I think customers would think I was
mental if I “Ooh” “Aaghed” my way across the showroom, (did I mention I’ve
moved from bras to cars? Bit of a leap
product wise...I’ve gone from cup sizes to engine sizes in one easy move), and
my new colleagues actually applauded me on my sensible shoe decision! I’m going to be wearing a skirt tomorrow, so
unfortunately I’ll have to brave the heels again, but I’m sure with a little
wearing, and some perseverance on my part, they’ll soon be the comfiest shoes I
own (??!). In the meantime, while I
settle in, I’ll just have to make a small tweak to my pre-work checks...
Clothes ironed? Check.
Lunch made? Check.
New shoes polished? Check.
Blister plasters
packed? Triple check!
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